Friday, February 26, 2010

Dear Confucius,

Dear Confucius,

I have not been binge drinking.
I am not on strong pain medication.
I don't do the wacky weed.

So why, oh why, is my fortune so unfortunate?


Don't they have QC on the fortune cookie assembly line??

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1 comment:

emily said...

according to my brother-in-law, you are supposed to add "in bed" at the end of every fortune you read. perhaps it makes more sense when you do that?

February 27, 2010 at 6:01 PM

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